Dear Autocorrect,
Sometimes, I feel enough is enough. I'm the one who decides the words for my write-up, not you. Even after I've typed the correct word, you interrupt and insert your own word, which I often overlook because I had already typed the correct spelling. After finishing your spoilsport job, you disappear, leaving me frustrated and embarrassed because the word you replaced has entirely changed the meaning of the sentence.
Once, you interrupted my WhatsApp conversation with my friend Sandhya and made me uncomfortable. I had typed Sandhya correctly, but you changed it to 'Sandbag'!!! And the word Sandbag continued for the rest of our conversation. Can you imagine the embarrassment that's waiting for me? It would have been acceptable if I had been in a one-to-one conversation with her on her personal WhatsApp. However, this was a group of alumni! Neither she nor I spotted the mistake; another group member spotted it! Now imagine the amount of leg pulling I had to face in the group!
There's no doubt in your ability to autocorrect, but there is a limit, my dear. At least leave the word as it is, which, when spelt correctly!
©Krishnan
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