White Dairy farm Wake up at three am Brew a pot of coffee You must be alert To start at three-thirty Working on dairy farm Is absolutely amazing Bringing the cows in From a night of grazing Walking up the field The dog comes too The cows follow in order To the barn for some food Once back in the barn They all take their places Each get a pile of straw You should see their faces One scoop of soybeans And one of ground corn Soon time to get the milk Because it is early morn A few cows were shy Maybe two or three One was very timid She did not like me Another was always happy Throwing food in the air She must be content And not have a care Cows are so friendly Petting them is good And talk to them too It puts them in a good mood One bull was on the farm I kept his pen clean Gave him plenty of straw I'm glad he wasn't mean The calves jump and run So very energetic I always liked them Even if they kicked I would love to go return On a dairy farm again With both cows and bulls A dairy farm I rate a ten ©Schizology

Schizology

New Year 2024-25 संता: आपका बेटा बहुत बोलता था, उसका क्या हाल है?’ ‘अब ज्यादा नहीं बोलता.’ ‘यह चमत्कार कैसे हो गया?’ ‘मैंने उसकी शादी कर दी, लड़की जूडो कराटे की एक्सपर्ट है।’ ©Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

New Year 2024-25 टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ? संजू – जमीन पर टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ? संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा! ©Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

field in Punjab ©@ytshortsdunia

@ytshortsdunia

a-person-standing-on-a-beach-at-sunset बबलू संटू से- भाई, शादी में दुल्हन को घूंघट में क्यों रखा जाता है? संटू- वो इसलिए कि कोई शादी में शराब पी कर ये न कह दे के ये तो मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड थी। ©Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Unsplash दांत का डॉक्टर- आपका दांत निकालना पड़ेगा क्योंकि ये सड़ चुका है. राजू- हां तो कितने पैसे लगेंगे ? दांत का डॉक्टर- बस 500 रुपये लगेंगे. राजू- 50 रुपये ले लो और थोड़ा सा ढीला कर दो, निकाल तो मैं खुद लूंगा ©Akash

Akash

White Dairy farm Wake up at three am Brew a pot of coffee You must be alert To start at three-thirty Working on dairy farm Is absolutely amazing Bringing the cows in From a night of grazing Walking up the field The dog comes too The cows follow in order To the barn for some food Once back in the barn They all take their places Each get a pile of straw You should see their faces One scoop of soybeans And one of ground corn Soon time to get the milk Because it is early morn A few cows were shy Maybe two or three One was very timid She did not like me Another was always happy Throwing food in the air She must be content And not have a care Cows are so friendly Petting them is good And talk to them too It puts them in a good mood One bull was on the farm I kept his pen clean Gave him plenty of straw I'm glad he wasn't mean The calves jump and run So very energetic I always liked them Even if they kicked I would love to go return On a dairy farm again With both cows and bulls A dairy farm I rate a ten ©Schizology

Schizology

New Year 2024-25 संता: आपका बेटा बहुत बोलता था, उसका क्या हाल है?’ ‘अब ज्यादा नहीं बोलता.’ ‘यह चमत्कार कैसे हो गया?’ ‘मैंने उसकी शादी कर दी, लड़की जूडो कराटे की एक्सपर्ट है।’ ©Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

New Year 2024-25 टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ? संजू – जमीन पर टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ? संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा! ©Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

field in Punjab ©@ytshortsdunia

@ytshortsdunia

a-person-standing-on-a-beach-at-sunset बबलू संटू से- भाई, शादी में दुल्हन को घूंघट में क्यों रखा जाता है? संटू- वो इसलिए कि कोई शादी में शराब पी कर ये न कह दे के ये तो मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड थी। ©Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Movie dekhu ya na dekhu

Unsplash दांत का डॉक्टर- आपका दांत निकालना पड़ेगा क्योंकि ये सड़ चुका है. राजू- हां तो कितने पैसे लगेंगे ? दांत का डॉक्टर- बस 500 रुपये लगेंगे. राजू- 50 रुपये ले लो और थोड़ा सा ढीला कर दो, निकाल तो मैं खुद लूंगा ©Akash

Akash