"White 1. Ek aadmi doctor ke paas gaya aur bola, "Doctor sahab, mujhe bhoolne ki bimari hai." Doctor ne pucha, "Aur kab se?" Aadmi bola, "Kab se? Maine bhool gaya!" 2. Ek dost ne pucha, "Tumhari girlfriend ka naam kya hai?" Dusra bola, "Mujhe nahi pata, maine unse poocha nahi." 3. Ek aadmi ne apne dost se pucha, "Tumhari salary kitni hai?" Dost ne jawaab diya, "Meri salary meri biwi ko pata hai!" Aapko aur Cutkula sunane hain? ©Sumit Kumar Kumar"