"Paul This is a story of man , named Paul Here's a story of a man , he's tall He lived around the corner When it used to be warmer Out checking his mail one day A dog bit him , while on his way So then he went to the doctor He went there by helicopter He arrived shortly after His screams sounded like laughter He received a shot in the butt After seeing the bill , he said What? He paid , but felt so sour He went home within the hour He doesn't check his mail anymore His feelings for dogs became sore ©Schizology"