"A funny story about my dog My dog Bear when he was alive Used to come to me when he wanted outside If I was busy at the moment I would say "In a minute" and he would lay down beside After a few minutes he would return And I would take him out right away He would do his business and come back Of course I would take time to play Well one day I'm not sure what I was doing But he came to be at least three times Each time I had told him "In a minute " But that last time to him wasn't fine He then proceeded to climb up in my chair He stood across my lap on the armrests And what do you know he did? He relieved himself, I do not jest I knew it was my own fault He asked me numerous times too I did not get upset or anything At least he never chewed shoes ©Schizology"